It is clever and funny. There's cartoonist talent in it. I particularly appreciate the innocent humor portrayed. Thanks for the smirk.
6 0 ReplyReminds me, what does a snail say while sitting on top of a turtle?
Wheeeee!
11 0 ReplyDecoy snail
3 0 ReplyMy only issue with this is that it's been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it's not shit at all.
39 0 ReplyKids be training to fight immortal snail early. Good on them.
118 1 ReplyThis not the joke, the joke is that the snail put a 60 minute timer and is still in a hurry to escape because of how slow it is.
15 36 ReplyHow are you gonna murder one joke by explaining it, while trying to murder a second joke?
73 0 ReplyLol i thought the joke is the kid sadistically put a 60min bomb and the snail is hurrying away. Whichever it is, kids is dang funny sometime
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That's hilarious. And that 5th grader is better at drawing (and has better handwriting) than me. Lmao
42 1 Replythat's because it probably wasn't drawn by a fifth grader and this is another made up "my son did X in fifth grade" story
17 6 ReplyI get where you're coming from and I wouldn't be surprised if you're right, but I used to work with kids in after-school programs doing homework help and a handful of those kids were really surprisingly talented. I saw some really cool art from some of them, so I could see this being real.
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Funny, but why does this snail has eyes on its body and not at the tip of its tentacles?
3 5 ReplyYou can interpret their tentacles shrank after watching the counter going down as a first getting away reactionbor a panic reaction.
2 0 ReplyBecause it was drawn by a 5th grader? (Assuming this post isn't complete bullshit which it might be)
5 3 ReplyYou would have told me it is more funny to draw it this way, I would have accepted the answer. But a 10yo child should know what a snail looks like. If not, then that's just sad.
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The bomb doesn’t explode but releases the salt
6 0 Reply"Mama, when does Papa comes back?", "sorry, that loser left is weeks ago", "ey... I can still hear you!"
39 0 ReplyThat's really, really great!
15 0 ReplyYour kid is currently terrorising snails.
8 1 ReplyMood
2 0 ReplyWhat's the bomb for? Is he paying rent for the shell?
1 2 ReplyHe's Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.
8 0 ReplyThey have laws that explode now?
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