Gaetz says he will no longer voluntarily cooperate with House Ethics probe

Oh my God, that poor man! He must feel like

-checks notes-

Women in the society he helps engineer

Yes, I too feel the need to qualify my sexual history by leaning on the term "adult." It's a perfectly normal thing to do.

NO! If CLEARLY said ADULT WOMEN Libtard! If it was UNDERAGE Women he would have said THAT instead! I do my Own Research!

Hey! That was 10 years ago, most of them are adults now! -Gaetz probably

Oh but us ladies telling the government when we are having our period is ok.

I think you mean they are asking about his sexual history with kids

But now they’re adults so it’s fine /s

He could get locked up and nailed under the floorboards tomorrow and it would still be beyond unacceptable how long a child fucker was allowed to be a part of the federal legislative body. I hope he gets everything he earned, any way it comes to him.

"We performed an ethics probe and found none."

"You mean you found nothing?"

"No, we found a lot. Ethics is the one thing this sentient shitpile has none of. There is no bottom to this monster's moral pit."

Republicans don't have to respond to those anymore.

With the underage girls too? You may have him pegged.

insert a political cartoon of an average republican saying "I've nothing to hide" while a trying to hide a mount Kilimanjaro of shit and controversy and illegal behavior behind them.

He's not a Demon-krat /s but also not /s 😢