Everett True has a riddle for you! (October 2, 1918)
Printed 106 years ago today in the Daily East Oregonian; I removed several blotches in the text area and modified the brightness/contrast, see the original.
Found on the Library of Congress site.
Such gratuitous violence this week
Man has spent enough time laying down the rules. He's tired, and this is an issue close to his heart.
Go vote, or Everett True will fucking kill you.
Everett's riddle is much like the Oompa Loompa song with the lyrics, "Oompa loompa doopitty doo, we've got another puzzle for you.." The puzzle is that you are gonna get your ass handed to you for breaking their social mores. There's no escape and no appeal.