Me, explaining to her why cutting down a shotgun is not a good idea as part of a robust a self defense posture, given the history of the technique, the resulting ergonomics, and the wide availability of superior compact self defense items. She is very receptive to my lecture and has agreed to a second date.
I actually liked your comment, I'm just awkward and I like the baby meme.
why wouldn't a sawed off shotgun be a good addition to my arsenal?
the wide availability of superior compact self defense items
I'm guessing
It depends on if your trenches are infested with Germans or not, though I would still argue that there are more effective first line solutions to that problem which do not spook ATF-chan.
Snort 50-60 grams of creatine
Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry
Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.
Do this daily and you won't have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.
when bae sees the shotty
ass go brrt
Im totally going to help and definitely not shoot that f̶u̶n̶ ̶r̶e̶g̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶r̶ ATF agent :3
Here, trade me
To be perfect, this meme would need a "Flowers By Irene"-esque breakout of ATF.
"All These Flowers!"
