Username does not check out. This answer makes far too much sense - are you sure that you don't want your answer to be more evil? (On the other hand, it is compatible with photosynthesis so there's that!)
I despise doordash or any of those services... thankfully, I am not that lazy to the point that I won't even order pizza for delivery, I will go pick it up. My wife, on the other hand, thinks whenever I am not around (go out with friends or some event), it's a free for all, and I will see like a $80 dollar charge for something stupid that probably would have been like $20 if she went to get it. Nothing drives me more nuts than this waste of money we don't even have...
Sounds like you need to talk to your wife, better yet, you guys should be signing up for some cooking classes, it's a fun and unlimited ROI skill as you will have to eat until you dir.
You can optimise further by doom-scrolling for another hour while you cry. Multitasking increases productivity and let's you waste twice as much time in half the time so you can waste even more time.