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Um, why is that guy naked?
He fighting for his life
Some people poop naked. I do.
It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone's clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.
Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.
It's been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.
Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?
How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?
I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they're living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.
Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.
:p
Commenter revealed in a separate post that wee wee so small it points up over the seat. Has to push it down with thumbnail to keep aim downward.
:p knew it.
I had a cousin who pissed on himself regularly from small wiener problems when we were kids.
I feel bad about the bullying now, but his dad had a knee dangler and we used to say he took after his mom.
Every new toilet he used ended with wet pants.
I'm pooping naked as we speak
So you strip naked every time you take a piss?
At least make up a believable story.
You mean you don't?!
If you want to halve the frequency of required toilet cleanings, you will sit to piss.
Not everyone sits to piss.
Nope, wearing flip flops
The Costanza method
I'm genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.
I want a torrent of all your memes. That's got to be quite the collection.
There is a site like Franiac - https://www.penskefile.com/
He's thinking.
I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower
Hey we've all had those days
I call that the Costanza maneuver
To assert dominance.
Because they (old guys) come out of the pool and put their swimming trunks in the centrifuge things to dry and then they take like an hour to get ready.
Centrifuge what now?
Tumbler.
It's a machine in the locker room where you drop your wet swimming trunks in and it mechanically wrings them out so it dries faster.
Centrifuge deez nu... Wait no