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I had one of these roll over my hand when I picked up a bottle of water two weeks ago. Made a good thud when it landed on the ground.

Thank fuck it was really slow to walk away so I could get a glass to trap it in.

Released 100m from my house because I couldn’t bring it over me to let it starve over days or weeks.
- 'murican here. Comfortable with the metric system, but not used to seeing number+m to represent meters, so at first I read that as "100 million" and was thinking you shouldn't just burn the house down, but the entire fucking city.
  
  Also an American. I couldn't imagine how big that was so I went outside and measured. It's between 1000 and 1050 Big Macs away from his house for anyone wondering.
Fair play though, that’s a monster of a house spider.
- *garage dog
Wrench for scale.
- NGL, that's actually a really good scale item. Only problem is you just gave that spider a melee weapon.
  
  Wrenches come I a million different sizes though. My dads lab had a huge 10 pound wrench that looked just like that
Spider like nah dude I don’t work for you.
*Garage dog

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