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Nestlé USA Names Martin Thompson as Chief Executive Officer and U.S. Market Head

www.prnewswire.com Nestlé USA Names Martin Thompson as Chief Executive Officer and U.S. Market Head

/PRNewswire/ -- Today, Nestlé USA announced the appointment of Martin Thompson as Chief Executive Officer and U.S. Market Head, effective January 1, 2025....

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Nestle huh? CEO huh?
- Sounds like somebody needs to avoid the New York Hilton.
Another CEO named Thompson. You know what would be really funny?
Add 'em to the list.
Force feed him poisoned formula, forcibly extract the water from his body and sell it back to him? Any other ideas?
- Boil him, mash him, stick him in a stew
  
  He does look like a potatoe.
- Tank Girl has entered the chat
Cool.

Fuck Nestle.
If you say The Adjuster's real name three times, while looking at the picture of the CEO of a piece of shit company, legend has it that they will appear again when said CEO is in NYC.
Don't let the new guy distract you. There used to be a different guy just before him.
Defy. Defend. Dispose.
- Decompose.
  
  Was this the three D’s and mods removed it?
What's his itinerary for the next couple weeks? Asking for a friend.
RIP
- For some reason I feel like you'd need to be some crazy super soldier to get near Nestle. They take over entire countries water on a whim. I imagine they have a super fortress with traps and shit.
  
  That’s just like, the new-hire complex. This guy doesn’t actually walk around where there’s traps and shit.
  
  Dying in a pit with spears at the bottom is not cool, and accidents happen.
  
  If you've got nothing left to lose...
Speaking purely in aesthetical terms, that is the most punchable face I've seen in a minute.
Shooty McShootface?
Triple D.
Chief executed officer?
🤔
12/5.... Just impeccable timing.

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