American recipes be like “Preheat an oven to 17 1/4 klatpifarbs and broil half a bucket of gasket steak for nine and thrice eggtimers.”
56 6 ReplyRecipe: Add three ounces
Me: (gets out scale)
Recipe: No, the other ounces
20 0 ReplyMe: (searches online for how many grams in a fl.oz. of x ingredient.)
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bought a piece of wood in Lowes. I needed it cut to 1510mm. Guy didn't know what that was. So I said 4'11" & 29/64ths. He said he didn't know what that was. So I said 4.954068ft. He didn't know what that was so cut it at 5 feet and it was too big when I got it home.
10 0 ReplyLowe's will only cut to 16ths and they're still off by 2/16ths.
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They haven't been like that since at least the 1970's.
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Me when AC is set to 70: 🥶
12 1 ReplyUK - What is 70?
9 1 ReplyUK - what is AC?
14 0 Reply70 Celsius, hence the melting.
10 1 Reply70 degrees celsius is... well inhospitably hot haha.
9 0 ReplyNah that is a cold sauna
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Degrees
4 0 ReplyIt's a number
5 1 ReplyReminds me of this
2 2 ReplyIt's like 29c? I think?
1 1 ReplyNo it’s like 21. Not sure who thinks that’s hot. Maybe arctic peoples.
4 0 ReplyNo, it's only 21C
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there's a line missing "physicist if your AC is set to 70" next to a picture of a block of ice.
5 0 Replyaustralians glare at you from their oodies
5 0 ReplyAD&D players, when their AC is set to 70. Screenshot of bullets that should clearly miss blatantly hit the person
4 0 ReplyMake a dexterity saving throw, please.
4 0 ReplyI'm in Singapore and I would probably freeze to death if I set the air con to 21°. Fans only during the day and 25° for the air con at night.
2 1 ReplyI don't get why. 21c is 21c.
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