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People Twitter @sh.itjust.works The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 4 days ago

Stop trying out new material and give us the hits

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Animals do animal things, humans shocked to find out animals are animals.
- Humans shocked by any reminder that humans are animals
  
  Are we not supposed to do the oral sex?
- No, Animals did House Of The Rising Sun.
- Welcome to the Monkey House.
why do i wanna see what that looks like
- I saw some lemurs do that once
I'm happy
- Sure, but are you feeling glad?
- I aint happy*
  
  Wait, what? I just look it up and you are right. I've been hearing it wrong for 2 decades.
Humans Horrified would be a great track
- But why do that when you can choose "oral sex at the Bronx zoo"?
I read the comment tweet first so I was confused by the actual event before I realized.

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