one of those people who talk real fast at auctions
I mean, "auctioneer" is a word, and much quicker to type
Maybe they want to be one of those people who talk real fast at auctions and are being extra verbose to practice.
Not as funny sounding though.
There's no slim pickins for Jim Dickens.
What about the announcers at the horse track?
I mean, if it's a photo finish and I win by a nose, I'm happy.
How bout the Micro Machines guy?
He was one of the guys who talked fast at auctions before they hired him to do Micro Machines ads.
Dude could pull.
Mmm, it’s not the real thing.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
Or the guy reading the side effects at the end of drug commercials.
Our balls can not withdraw his power
Yeeeeeeeeeeeep! Huh give me, 4, 4 sombody give me 5, 5
