[CW: Terminal vintage gooner brain] Gamers... gamers never change
[CW: Terminal vintage gooner brain] Gamers... gamers never change
While the idea of some dude desperately trying to crank one out to chibi 3D Tifa is funny the bit where he talks about jerking off in the arcade makes me think this guy might've been an actual public menace
90% chance it was a terrible bit
the 10% haunts me26 0 ReplyIt reads to me like the authentic scribblings of a real authentic pervert from a bygone age
19 0 ReplyAt least he's honest. God I miss when perverts and racists were upfront about being weird.
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Probably, because isn't John Holmes the name of a porn guy?
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Lmao it’s from 1997?
19 0 Reply18 0 ReplyJerry was probably there trying to pick up underage girls and that guy was ruining the vibe.
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Video games were a mistake
15 0 ReplyWe need someone to travel back in time and prevent gooners from becoming such a plague today.
11 0 ReplyThis has shades of the "no man can kill me" copypasta
8 0 ReplyWait till this person discovers porn games.
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