If your pet became president, what would be its first decree?
If your pet became president, what would be its first decree?
My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.
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He would outlaw breaking dog biscuits in half.
All windows are to be opened at all times, and all screens removed.
All outdoor cats however, are to be sent to prison.
Bork! Bork! Bork-bork!
I dunno they'd probably use our taxes to buy algae
Nobody should visit anyone at home, as they bring unknown smells and force brave cats in good standing hide in a closet.
