Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.
“We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” a spokesperson for Denmark said.
Paywall? https://archive.is/ClHAl
Please yes, I am definitely authorized on behalf the US. Any amount is fine.
I’m pretty sure Vermont would be pretty happy to become part of Denmark. Canada, we’re open to counter offers. Think, you could ski at Jay without having to go through customs!
I think Canada may only let us states join if they agree they don't get to vote in elections. Americans have proved they can't be trusted with that power.
Sorry, President Musk already bought it.
Don't you mean founding father Musk?
Right, better wait a bit until it's only worth half as much.
Implying that we still hold half our worth is an unreasonably generous compliment.
I appreciate you though... the last 9 days have been a long 4 years.
Offer Trump a Danish crown for the United States.
Worst case he's on to you, best case he misunderstands and triumphantly signs the largest world power over to you for about fourteen cents.
Worth a shot! There's no downside.
Just one crown.
It's even on sale right now, because of the ugly figurehead on the front
I vote yes.
Alright you sons of bitches, I’m in.
please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny and also because of trains and healthcare and education
I vote yes, from Illinois.
I do too, from Texas.
Satire: https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/denmarks-offer-buy-us-originated-satire-2025-01-17/
But I ate the onion.
Pls
please
Do they have eggs? Let's hear them out.
Hell yeah. Fuck Trump!
Can I sell my portion? I’m willing to bet I could get my entire block on board - cheap! We even have a military (mostly equipped with whipped cream and balloons)!
Fire sale, soon.