5mo ago

Wrapping_irl (Art by Lopaaz)

Source (Bluesky)

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One day I was about to eat my finger because it was too cold outside and I couldn't tell it apart of the salami I was eating
I might eat some paper because it was on there and you don't really taste it, but if I touched my teeth to tin foil, I would instantly feel it.
- It’s like it completes a circuit or something. That shit hurts.
  
  And I have fillings, too. IDK if you know how much more that affects it, but it's like being zapped directly in your brain.
Why do people do this? I think the only thing I eat with any wrapper still on it is a burrito, but I peel that shit way down before I bite. Ain't gettin no shakes oudda me
- Some people are weird about touching their food and use the wrapping to keep that from happening.
The number of times I've gotten fast food sandwiches with like the paper wrapping, and I look down and see a little bite mark on the wrapping?
Let's just say I'm good on fibre
I was rushing to a class I was instructing and grabbed a street hot dog on the way, wolfing a few bites on route. As I entered the class in the nick of time I was greeted by my lovely peers/students, and they got settled as I finished chewing, threw my stuff down and started setting up. I glanced at my half eaten hot dog, remorseful that the rest would have to wait and be eaten cold, and noticed I'd been eatting the napkin too. I glanced up and at least one other person had noticed and was giggling.
that's how you know it's tasty af

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