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No beans, only dogs

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In parts of Germany, you'll get this, and it's frigging delicious. Crispy yet juicy.

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That's also what you will be served in the, at over 500 years, world's oldest, still operating fast food kitchen.

No Costco dog, list is shit

taco, buffalo, birddog and Jesus

I must protest the no beans

The Norwegian one is a little simplistic. The wrap is a flat potato bread (lompe) and you always get the choice of a hotdog bun or a lompe. The sausage itself is either a plain sausage, one impregnated with cheese, one impregnated with cheese and wrapped in bacon, or one made of hamburger meat. There are then optional extras like pickle, onion, crispy fried onion etc and of course ketchup and or mustard.
These are available at pretty much every kiosk/news agent/gas station. The choices are pretty much always the same. Personally I go for a bacon and cheese sausage on a wholemeal bun with fried onions and mustard.

Guatemala: remove the bacon wrap, remove lettuce, add ketchup. Like, you can get it with bacon and without ketchup but you have to request both those things extra. Lettuce is just weird.

Seattle is probably my favorite. Good hack for New York is to ask them to put the hot sauce they usually use for kebabs/gyro on it
- Something for everyone then. I was gonna say Seattle is the only one on there that sounds absolutely god awful.
  
  it's fat + fat + fat. definitely not something I could eat regularly but after a night out in cap hill it's fire

The hot dogs I've been eating all my life didn't even make the list...

Why the fuck is Iceland not on here? Hotdogs are literally the maid food group there

No Cincinnati chili Skyline coney?

Coney dogs have mustard on them.

But is a hot dog a sandwich?

CHORIPAN IS NOT A HOTDOG

What the fuck are all these abominations?!?!
- The pinnacle of the culinary arts is what they are.
  
  Some are godly gifts from on high to bless our taste buds.
  \ But others are abominations sent from below to befoul our mouths and stain our toilets.
- Mostly delicious.

The Australian hotdog:
- Here representing the kiwis. I was looking for this one on the chart.
- I grew up poor too
  I didn't know we were Australian
- bunnings sausage sizzle is literally the Australian staple food
- If you call this a hotdog you’re going to get stabbed
  
  I moved to Australia in my 30s. These still don't completely sit right with me.
  
  That's a Bunnings hotdog, now come stab me!

I eat beans on dogs
- Preach

Saw this posted a while back and people all over the world came together to point out how wrong it is
- Haha was about to say the same thing, this image never fails to evoke anger wherever it goes.

As a German: nobody I know would call that a hotdog. If we talk about hotdog it is the one pictured for Denmark
- Or just plain Bratwurst im Brötchen. With ketchup and mustard typically applied by the customer, usually using these disgusting squeezy-bottle-thingies
- "how USians think Europe looks like"
  
  Asians?

Choripan! que carajo es un perro caliente?

The Amsterdam dog really isn't anything dutch or traditional. It's just cheap pre baked nasty stuff that only tourists eat because they're not returning customers and thus won't complain about shitty food
We honestly don't really have our own hotdog style. A specific raw beef with pickles on a white bread roll tho (broodje ossenworst met kesbeke), that's the good stuff
- A candidate for genuinely Dutch hot dog-like food are maybe broodjes rookworst:
  
  Or maybe even worstenbroodjes, now that I think of it...
  
  What do they sell during Honkbal Hoofdklasse?
- It looks like it was specifically designed to be sold to traveling Americans. My brother would probably get two before trying one.

I just want a good bun and a line of mustard.

Vietnam, I think.
- Yep, that’s Vietnam

Venezuelan , the PERRO CALIENTE one is missing:

The Chilean one, the "completo" is literally missing mayonnaise:

The Japanese one: if you have a hot dog without the bun, is it even a hot dog?
The Peruvian one: It's called SALCHIPAPAS
Argentine one, is called CHORIPAN, and it's awesome
Norway one: basically lost the will to live
- Japan also has these at every convenience store:
  
  they're not good but they do the job

It's Icelands national dish and not on here wtf
- The Danish stole them from us and added pickles.

Who the hell is serving the Georgia one? Never heard of it, never seen it sold at a cart, never seen it at a fair. I’m calling bs.
- Apparently from a pharmacy in Columbus, Georgia. The "scrambled dog".
  
  Thanks! These clickbaits will claim any gas station monstrosity as a local delicacy.
- We sure it doesn't mean Georgia the country?
  
  I thought oyster crackers were an American thing

The Vietnam one is wrong. That’s a specialty banh mi. For what they call a ‘hot dog’ they slice them down the sides then fry them on a stick.

Sweden: These are called Tunnbrödrulle (flat bread roll)
Chile: These are called Completos (complete ones, the whole package basically. A hot dog with everything on it). They are also commonly served with Chilean-style mustard and Ají, a spicy sauce.
If I had to choose between them, I'd go for a Completo. Those things will be the death of me, but I will in the very least die happy

The Seattle dog doesn’t have jalapeños, cabbage, or siracha, and instead has grilled onions. It’s delicious.
- The Seattle dog does indeed have jalapenos on it. And grilled onions! It's so good.
  
  Where do you get yours? All the street vendors in Capitol Hill I see don’t have jalapeños.

The NJ ripped (deep fried) ones are missing. Also the Carolina is misplaced. The slaw dog originated in WV.

I dunno man, lived in Chicago for a couple of years, never saw green relish. Also, it's a beef dog, no hog.
- Portillo's.
- The hot dog place in the Chicago airport has neon green relish.
- I searched "hot dog" over Chicago and clicked a random restaurant, they had green relish: https://maps.app.goo.gl/DUp5py5jVHQJBSGXA?g_st=ac

All the ways to get your daily sodium nitrates. My only complaint is why isn't there a glazed hot dog?

What the fuck? I live near Denver and I've never had a Denver. This is bullshit!
- Yeah I grew up in Georgia and I've never seen whatever that bullshit on a plate is, lol.
  
  Grew up in the potato-growing part of Idaho. I've never seen that baked-potato-dog thing in my life. If anything, anecdotally, Idaho should be the "pig in a blanket": a bun baked around a hotdog and dipped in who gives a fuck. The cheap ones are just wrapped in Pillsbury croissant dough from the can, the good ones use homemade dough.
  
  LMAO!! Like a Denver Omelette, never heard of it until it was on a movie. I lived here my whole damn life. People just be naming shit after is without our involvement.

Would it be possible to have this poster printed? i'd like to hang this in my kitchen.

Don’t forget the Baltimore dog, Esskay hotdog in a bun with mustard, ketchup and chopped onions, then tell everyone how much better they are in New York.

No currywurst 💔
- These are hot dogs not thought crimes.
- That's the _curry worst
- A hotdog by definition always contains a boiled sausage stuffed inside a bun or something similar. A currywurst isn't a hotdog. It comes with fries and no bun Also that Germany variant in the pic isn't one. It's just the plain old delicious Bratwurst and Sauerkraut.
  The standard hotdog you can find in Germany consists of a bun and sausage with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, pickles and sometimes cole slaw.
  
  The standard hotdog you can find in Germany consists of a bun and sausage with ketchup, mustard, crispy onions, pickles and sometimes cole slaw.
  Where would that be the "standard"?
  The most common sausage in a bun combination is just sausage, bun, ketchup/mustard.
  Unless you're specifically talking about restaurants that have an item called "Hot Dog" on their menu, which in turn is rather rare.
  
  While I appreciate the criteria for including a bun, this infographic opened up the option for no bun.

Thanks now i'm hungry, i can't easily get hotdogs here ffs.

The Colombian one is pretty accurate, but it should probably have bacon on it, too.

Maine has red hotdogs, we call them red snappers
- I call 'em dog dicks

The ultimate “ok, hear me out” guide to any local area

I object to some of the information about the Norwegian hot dog. Firstly, lompe is not a tortilla: it's made from potatoes. (You also roll it all the way around the sausage.) The sausages are either shorter hot dogs or wieners. They are usually eaten with ketchup, mustard, onion (raw or roasted), and usually some sort of dressing. Simple and good.
- Given both are potato based, what's the difference between lompe and lefse?
  
  Lefse is a larger category. Lompe (also called "potetlefse") is a kind of lefse. Lefse can also be made from wheat, and there are different kinds. A lot of types of lefser are also eaten as a snack rather than as part of a meal, with either a sweet paste or butter, sugar, and cinnamon on top.

The Michigan one is what we Michiganders call a Flint Style Coney. Popularized by the hit chain restaurant which originated here in Flint, Halo Burger.

I want both. Where is the crossover?
Hmm... I'm sure we could make a vegetarian version with bean based dogs.

There is a restaurant in Australia called Bunnings that only serves hotdogs. They have one every few kilometres. I think you can also buy tools and plants there.
- Close, but it's a hardware store that has a charity stand out the front which sells a "snag in bread", or also called a sausage sizzle, cooked on a bbq. Your options are a snag in sandwich bread, onion, tomato sauce (ketchup) or mustard. Freshly made with the cheapest quality ingredients.

Stuff it with some jack cheese, and The Amsterdam is literally Cheesy Blasters (from 30 Rock)

NY dirty water dogs are nothing more than a vessel for red onion sauce.
Note to self- visit Guatemala.

Once again the Philippines doesn’t know how to food

the norwegian one looks like a cruel joke

The Tijuana dog changed my life. A customer had made one of those for me and my partner when we installed their internet. I was a little doubtful at first, seeing what was on it, but I was wrong to.
- Is a Tijuana dog also called devil dog?
  
  Idk; I didn't even know that hotdog had a name until seeing this post. I thought it was just something unique until now.

The bagel dog sounds amazing, but I also do love everything bagels

gruyère is swiss not french btw
- Yeah, and it's missing the glorious Swiss hot dog

Nice glizzy guide!

Swiss cheese. Really, Kansas City?

I know nothing about this stuff, but I think USA shouldn’t have 30 different ot dawgss. Choose one and sit the fuck down.
- If you think that is too many types of sausage, you should see what they've got in Germany.
  https://www.whatsforlunchhoney.net/2010/09/1500-sausages-of-germany.html
- YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Not kidding, we made and ate all of these over the course of a couple years. Most were good, some were amazing and a couple were terrible.

What's it called when you're squeamish about textures so you only put ketchup and mustard on your dog?
- Autism, usually
- A true hotdog is just the dog, the bun, and some mustard. Ketchup is blasphemy.

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