Sounds like a future me problem
Sounds like a future me problem
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That's literally why i can't smoke as much weed anymore. I just start eating like there is no tomorrow. I was once in amsterdam and we smoked pretty much all day. There was a small carnival in the center and they had a food stand with waffles and one with burgers. I was so damn hungry that i ordered a burger and waffles while eating, rinse and repeat, i don't know how often i did this, but the waffle guy was fascinated and concerned at the same time. And i was as well, i'm a 75kg lanky tall dude. It was very late and i went back to my hotel with both hands full of food. An hour later i had to go back because i thought i was starving. I legitimately thought i was gonna die.
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Props for using a Land Before Time template. Yup yup.
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I'm reading this on the toilet because of past me.
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Toilet gang rise up!
Don't forget to wipe and wash your hands after rising up
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Fuck future me, that guys an asshole.
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Right? Fuck that guy. That's his problem, not mine.
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Past me has sometimes been a bit of a dick. I forgive him, though.
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Me loading up my pizza with hot sauce like I don't have debilitating acid reflux.
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me loading up my pizza with double cheese like i don't have lactose intolerance that once triggered will make me bend in half with pain
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Me, putting hot sauce on my double cheese pizza like I don't have both of the aforementioned conditions
I spent 20 minutes on the toilet this morning but lord did that pizza smack
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For me this is clam chowder and a tuna sandwich. Heartburn in a few hours for sure, but nothing a Tums won't handle, and totally worth it now and then.
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I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
This is 110% my wife though lol
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hooooly shit I forgot about these movies. Tree stars!
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Man I love dairy and man it does not love me.
Still going to have pizza later.
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Currently eating leftover Bdubs, that tore me up a few days ago. You just can't beat BOGO boneless thursdays.
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public service: B-Dubs = Buffalo Wild Wings
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Thank you for your community service
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I aint leaving the basement. Aldis has cheap boneless chicken teddies with hot sauce breading. Those plus a bunch of celery, beer and ranch hit the spot good enough for this broke boyo.
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