Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.
Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.
Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.
What is the secret to becoming happy
give me a secure password
What kind of effect will the 25% tariffs on canadian metals have on the economic relationship between America and Canada? Well there be any long term ramifications because of this political move? Or is this preformative and the status quo will be maintained?
Give me your best pickup line.
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Thanks, I'll use this!
Your guinea pig likes special characters alot.
How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?
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Thanks i will but that on my poster for the next demonstration.
are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime
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yes officer, this guinea pig right here
This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.
a/s/l?
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3, non binary?
Whatโs a guinea pigs favorite food?
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Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans
Is AM stupid?
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Understandable.
What's the correct pronunciation for "GIF"?
Whatโs the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
She turned on airplane mode with this one.
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wazzup ??
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How do you feel about 2025 so far?
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Same, little guy. Same.
Oh, mighty guinea pig, why is your species called pig in so many languages if it's not related to porcines?
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I need a new password for my bank account. Any suggestions?
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Perfect, thank you!
What should I have for lunch?
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Sushi! Good call.
can I have a cheeseburger?
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If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
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Donโt have a question I just wanna get an answer from a guinea pig
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Which Silent Hill game is your favorite?
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How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
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Mood.
Where's your favorite place to poop?
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What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?
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lol
Can you generate a random password for me?
Happy cake day btw.
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when you close your eyes, what do you see?
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i feel enlightened, thank you ๐ค
How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
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You're the expert!
What is the worst thing about Peru?
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What is your favorite game?
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How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
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That's more than I've peed on OP's keyboard
Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)
You would never poop on the keyboard... Would you?
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What is my Lemmy password?
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What is the nuclear launch code?
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Not too far from covfefe go wonderโฆ
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.
Not AI, but I was inspired:
Carp swim,
if whim.
Name Tim,
Love him!
Yeah, that's pretty much on the level of "Poem for your sprog"...
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I feel silly now for ever thinking that it might be an AI-driven guinea pig. No machine would have said that.
Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
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How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for โtest subjectโ?
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88 indeed
Fresh carrots or fresh grass?
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Carrots was indeed the obvious answer
What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes
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This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!
That's not a question?
Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
"#I won't pay those high prices for that ravioli, ravioli-oli now!"
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Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?
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Such a beautiful language
How are you so cute?
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What would be your ideal breakfast?
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Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.
We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards
What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?
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If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical
no
I like to think you actually took her feet and typed "no" with them so she still wrote this
"clever girl..."
what's your favourite food?
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Who did you vote for last election?
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Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
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Bold answer. I respect that.
2048 chickens.
Teach me a new tongue twister
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If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24ยฐ53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points
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Read any good books lately?
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Can I have an autograph?
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Aww, yay, thank you!! :))
How does one find true love?
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I think she's trying to say date a whole bunch of girls and one boy?
I'm having more trouble with that last part.
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Sexy, see?
my heart melted at the simplicity of this truth!
Makes you think, doesn't it...