Beard Guide
Beard Guide
Stumbled on this from Wikipedia looking for the Hulk Hogan
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Which one is this?
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Either Stargate or Birth Canal.
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How bout this dude?
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The
lonerloooooooooooner
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Babe Magnet
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The Oval Frame.
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The Seat
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head band
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Number 10 has a different name now
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Chaplin
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Yup, the short Austrian man copied Charlie Chaplin. Apparently he was a big fan of Chaplin, Chaplin on the other hand was not a fan of him (see "the great dictator") :3
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Relevant guide:
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Wait, I thought a goatee is what is labelled 'circle' ... is that a Canadian thing or ?
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I've always heard the circle beard called a goatee too, but I think I heard Bill Simmons, of all people, mention that goatee is supposed to refer to a beard that hangs down from your chin, like a goat. It makes sense as an etymology. The circle beard is essentially a goatee + mustache.
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USA, I've always known number 19 as the goatee. I grew up around goats though, so I just sorta assumed it was named after the tuft of hair that goats often have under their chin.
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Where I am from in the States 19 would be a Van Dyke (18) and 32 would be a Goatee. I don’t know what 18 is supposed to be called.
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Tbh, I’ve heard both
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I thought I had that "haven't shaved in a few days" look because I'm lazy, but apparently I'm rocking "designer stubble." I feel significantly fancier
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What does that turn into if you don't touch it for 4 weeks? That's what I have, and it's not on this list.
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A neckbeard?
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The Ned Kelly would also be known as the Dalston/Williamsburg/Brunswick/(insert very urban hipster district name) Woodsman
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Or unix beard. Though perhaps not as tidy, stereotypically.
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no long goat? pfft...
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I was disappointed to not find the 19th century classic continuous sideburns+mustache combo:
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magnificent. ambrose burnside you magnificent SOB, let those sideburns fly
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No full beard either.
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ned++
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Aww the friendly mutton chops are shaking hands:)
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By far my favourite facial hair. I’m so sad I don’t have the jawline for it ;_;
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I don't know if I have a Ned Kelly or a Garibaldi. It probably depends on how long it's been since I cleaned it up.
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18 is traditionally called a "Musketeer" in competitive circles.
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Where's "normal"? In between a 1 and 35?
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...i don't see a drake on the chart...
(no, not the fcking rapper)
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