What car stickers say about you
What car stickers say about you
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Joke's on you; I drive with generic Ford Focus badges, rotate my number plate for each new road, and use a curated set of bumper stickers that match 67% of other road users for harder fingerprinting.
When I want to be extra sneaky I drive my car into a lorry (semi), drive the lorry onto a train, offload the car while on the train and change lines, load into a different lorry, disembark the train a short way away from the locality I want to reach, drive half way in the lorry, then get the car out for the final few miles. I call this method, "The Onion Road," because of the layers of privacy.
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I am picturing a James Bond esque rotating licence plate, but it's the whole rear end of the car that changes.
"Better switch to suburbanite mode!"
Hits a button and the back of the car changes to look like a soccer mom's minivan
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My mind went to Transporter, personally.
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Did Spy Hunter write this?
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Did Spy Hunter write this?
Peter Gunn music intensifies.
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Most of these also say “I’m a terrible fucking driver”
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Better than the people who put fake student driver stickers on their car.
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🤔
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"I am based and I have good taste"
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Lol. My car sticker say: "Tell your cat I said pspspspsps." and "4.2 Litres Washerfluid"
The secret that I'm a dumbass that thinks I'm funny will never be safe again.
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And here's me:
- no stickers
- crappy old car
- nothing much in the car
Good luck criminals, if you steal it, I might even thank you.
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I mean… I have a personalized plate that doesn’t contain my name. But this is exactly why I don’t have stickers
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The first time I saw a diagram like this, it annoyed me, because I thought it was made by someone who was being paranoid.
Looking at it now, though, I can’t argue with the logic. This is how a criminal would interpret the stickers on a car.
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I've heard professional B/E types consider these menus. Go to a movie theater, then follow a good target home. Easy peasy.
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My OPA sticker says: Day's coming soon, kopeng. Remember the Cant
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Belta lowda!
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The commentary to the small-breed dog one is precious.
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I have magnets for my car; American flags, 'Don't Tread on Me", etc. (I wanted to get a Molon Labe/μολὼν λαβέ magnet, but my partner said no.)
It's camouflage because I live in a deep red area.
I would put gun stickers on the car--god knows I have enough--but a 'Glock perfection' sticker = free gun in glove box, and is asking for a break-in while you're in the Piggly Wiggly.
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