you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client
50 2 ReplyThis joke's at least 12 years stale
23 1 Replysleep(3.786912e+11)
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Guy can afford 4 laptops but didn't have enough to spare for a shirt?
EDIT: Since I guess it wasn't obvious enough, this is a sarcastic joke, I am not being serious.
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41 0 ReplyYou laugh but this is called fiscal responsibility
28 0 ReplyI mean I am not making fun of him, that is indeed average coder priorities.
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The server racks behind the camera make it really hot.
11 0 ReplyI knew someone was gonna get butthurt over not wearing a shirt lol who cares
12 4 ReplyI sit shirtless on my computer as it heats the air, specially noticable in summer. Can't imagine being around 4 at once
6 0 ReplyOh, I think I can help you: Don't sit on top of your computer, that's the part that gets hot, especially in summer
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This place was so chill for the first few weeks, now people out here downvoting blatantly obvious and benign humor
4 0 ReplyWelcome to Reddit 2 I guess.
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“Quit printing
baNaNa
in your JS console!”10 0 ReplyI like the stickers on the 3rd kid's tough book, that's a nice touch
7 0 ReplyAnother child labor/being poor is hilarious meme. So funny.
2 9 Reply?? not understanding the joke ??
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