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Oofnik @kbin.melroy.org

1d ago

Milkwalker Rule

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help us milkwalker the country isn't looking so good

do not tell Milkwalker your full name, he is fae

Historically, I think milk cartons had pictures of missing people on them to increase the chances someone recognized them. It looks like this carton is for a kid's school lunch. I guess with the association with missing people, they figured it was a good idea to give kids some good advice to keep from going missing. Milkwalker is a strange spokesman for the message, though

This feels line the 'YOUR AD HERE' version of putting missing kids on milk cartons. Does the presence of the milkwalker mean no kids went missing that week? Maybe we should want to see the milkwalker more often.

I'll do whatever you say Mr Milkwalker, please just leave me and my family alone
- milkwalker wants to know your full address and the names of your family

The discolored, worn appearance of the carton takes this to another level of weird. Like it was found in the walls of a house and strange things start happening to the family that found it.

Be sure you know your address! Tell me your address
- Tell me your address and I'll give you t̸͙̓́h̴̬͙̦̮̐ē̸̗̺͚̑́̔͑͝ ̶͎͗̏̚m̵͉̓̈́ỉ̶̠̼̣̼͊ͅḽ̸̥̤̗̣̔̉̀͊̄̂k̵̛͔̟̣̊͑

To stay the hell away from Milkwalker

Baba Yaga's house vibes

Did marketing think, Skinwalker is a cool name, but how do we integrate it into our brand.
- Skimwalker
  
  Nice
- My first thought was that someone tried a play of words on "Milwaukee". Maybe if it's being sold there, people would get it...?
  
  My god, I didn't get it, but that's borderline genius or borderline stupid.

New creepypasta just dropped

Milkwalker is in my nightmares now

i think its cute :3

That's one seriously disturbing mascot.

Thank you milkwalker

I remember this one. Quite sure it is the Byrne Dairy brand.
- I ... Thought that was a local thing, TBH.

And credit card number and three digits from the back? 🤔

45 cents?
- When I was in school lunch was a nickel

I'm not sure anymore

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