Look. If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. High fiber and a thorough shower before sex should be top priority regardless of if you eat ass or not. If you do that then you are already set. There should be no poop taste or smell and the fact that you think there would be just shows you or your partners need to step their game up.
E. Coli isn't a monolith and not every strain makes you sick. Yes you can culture it off clean ass but you can also culture it out of the produce isle. Streptococcus is in fermented food but doesn't give us strep throat because it's also not a monolith. Don't frame bacteria in bad faith because that adds to vulnerable people's phobias. Also don't go around sucking pennies you find on the ground because you heard about good bacteria on the internet. Let's all just be reasonable please.
Really? I find putting on a condom is sometimes enough to disrupt the flow. Having a weatibix and a shower seems like a real wrench in any kind spontinanity.
" If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG". Please tell me you came up with that yourself. But yes we are in Europe so bidets are a thing. Still.. its an ass. So it tastes like ass. And if you are what you eat; by eating ass, you become an ass.
I’m a heady germophobe. I don’t allow outside pants in the bed. Absolutely no shoes in my house (monsters.) Wash my hands every time I get back home (how dirty is this steering wheel?)
I don't think that makes you a germaphobe, just normal. Especially after a pandemic. Here's one more: phones are pretty nasty if you don't wipe them down.
My family isn't medical, just lazy. If you never bring your shoes inside or your outside pants into the bed, then you don't have to vacuum/mop or wash bedsheets respectively as often.