2w ago

Bunnings announces hostile takeover bid for all 8,000 polling booths to regain control of sausage sizzle market

theshovel.com.au

Bunnings Announces Hostile Takeover Bid for All 8,000 Polling Booths To Regain Control of Sausage Sizzle Market — The Shovel

“People only come to polling booths because they know they’ll be rewarded with a sausage, which is also the only reason they come to Bunnings. So it’s a natural fit"

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"SSM" 😂

For reals though: you wouldn't want to be the community group that gets a Bunnings slot on an election date. It would decimate your sales as everyone already had their sausage. People buying a second at Bunnings would not be the norm.

@MHLoppy Heh. It's cute, but I've been on one. They don't run them, they just provide the space and the rules.