Pope
Pope
Pope
Fuck it. Have any of the other candidates been to space?
If not that means she has been the closest to God.
Poor America, so far from God and so close to Donald Trump.
closest to God.
Wait, is that the only criterion? Then we need pope Trent Reznor.
I am fucking down.
I wonder what music he can produce with ancient music instruments.
Where do I sign the petition for this.
The Sistine Chapel. You just have to convince a majority of Cardinal Electors to go for it.
Plus, Left Shark is one of her followers. I'm on team Left Shark.