Pope

I kinda a feel bad for the last pope. After his death he might have imagined people talking about his work and deeds. Instead, asshats are using AI to photoshop pope hats on the heads of idiots.
- Using AI to Photoshop is next level asshat move
  
  Using the AI to Photoshop fake news into my deepfakes is a sigma move

She used to be a contemporary Christian music artist. This is not without precedent.

IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.

- Maybe I have shit humor but I love this. I need to see more crop complaint memes.
  
  Nah, you got Good Humor. Sweet, cold, creamy and sometimes covered in nuts.
- It's not a bad crop until someone points it out, and that means I've done a good job!

I knew it at some point the cross industry relevance has some semblance to any job position!

That’s still more Bible than most Christians have read.

BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!
Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???
- They've both got big cans.
  
  And both are evil cunts. There's more to this, we must delve deeper!!
- Oh

Fuck it. Have any of the other candidates been to space?
- If not that means she has been the closest to God.
  
  Poor America, so far from God and so close to Donald Trump.
  
  closest to God.
  Wait, is that the only criterion? Then we need pope Trent Reznor.
- Plus, Left Shark is one of her followers. I'm on team Left Shark.

im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , statistically for all that we know
- The formal requirement to be Pope is a baptized catholic male. Doesn't even technically have to be a cardinal. But has to be male. Idiotic religion.
  
  just give her a male baptism, it isn't a brit milah, you don't really need the dongdong
  
  Well then get a pre-transition trans woman to be pope. That's a male girl. Then give her estrogen and see what happens
  
  Religion 🤝🏻 Staunch sexism
  
  Lol
- I'd go for the holy cracker a few times over if she was giving it lol. Nah! Fuck church!

The Catholic church: Women in charge? Absolutely not.

Guys, only she can understand love since she has been up in a billionaire taxi.

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I don't understand the Katy Perry hate. William Shatner took the same space trip and wasn't dumped on.
- Uuuuh
  
  Wow!
  Wow!
  Wow!
  Okay.
- It wasn't the trip itself thats particularly viewed as problematic, it was the atrociously patronizing marketing surrounding it and that Katy Perry is just a generally vile person. Nobody is begrudging Amanda Nguyen or Aisha Bowe being along on this trip, they've dedicated their lives to the celebration of science and supporting the work of legitimate astronauts (and I suppose arguably so has Shatner, though he's not exactly a man of flawless character)
- At least Shatner's a professional fake astronaut?
- William Shatner was very much dumped on. Not by us, but by Mister Proper himself.
  Shatner: "It was such a humbling experience, I just..."
  Bezos:"Shut up man. Just pop some champagne and act like you're celebrating with these cheap hookers I hired for you. "
  Hooker:"WOOoOooOo!!!"
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GQoHIBDogU
- she declared herself an astronaut… much in the same way you become a pilot after riding on a commercial jet….
  there were few dumb things, but this is definitely referring to that.
  
  That's stupid though. Why the fuck does some weird nerds try to gatekeep the title "astronaut"? Katy Perry's role on the flight was about equal to Yuri Gagarin in terms of controlling the ship.
  Anyways, it's just a publicity stunt by the ultra rich marketing it as feminist achievement, that's what you should be shitting on

chat is this actually real? i truly have no idea at this point

Teenage Dream for sure

I'm still rooting for Zlad!

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