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  • Tiger. There's no other acceptable answer.

    However, it would have to be a very chill tiger, because I can't have it eating my chickens

    • Personally, after seeing all the pictures of pet tigers in the US, I've been put off anyone having a pet tiger.

      Cool idea but it doesn't seem right.

      • I agree in the real world.

        But this is fun and games, so I get to pretend that the tiger would be happy, enjoy being a pet (those two aren't inherently the same), and safe completely.

        None of the big cats should ever be a pet, even cheetahs that have sometimes been kept and bred as hunting animals. Hell, no wild animal should be a pet at this point. Domestication is a massive undertaking when done intentionally. And we've got plenty of domesticated animals as it is, plenty of captive bred species that should more than satisfy the folks that just have to have something not domesticated (and likely can't be) and exotic that's a realistic "pet". So taking a wild animal that's in no way realistic is just stupid.

    • Get an elderly one

  • It's actually legal in my state to own a crocodile as a pet with no permits or anything, but I don't have the time, space, or adequate habitat for such a critter. Ignoring that Craigslist post was soooo difficult..

    My kid is absolutely hurting to have a Giant African Snail, but they're illegal here.

    ...go figure.

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