Apparently im a goody good.
Apparently im a goody good.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Social Desirability

Apparently im a goody good.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Social Desirability
False. Directly proportional to emptyness of tube. Start at "good," squeeze the last drop out at "evil" because you forgot to get more toothpaste at the store yesterday.
My wife absolutely manhandles toothpaste tubes. Just kung fu grip squeezes the middle. The tube always looks mangled.
What does it say about me that I use one of those tubes that squeezes every last bit out of the tube from the end?
That's too wasteful. Use a round toothbrush to squeeze the thing and your save the specialized tool resources and cost.
You've elevated conservationism to a fetish.
The colors used are a reference about how Chad invented toothpaste
Or how virgin romania stole Chad’s flag
Haters.
Cut the wide end of. Dip your tooth brush into opening. Moan when you do. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Took this comic to realize you are supposed to squeeze as far towards the front of the tube as possible, you really can go your entire life missing the basics.