Beware of big bathroom
Beware of big bathroom
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The only issue I have with unisex bathrooms is that by the end of the night women's bathrooms look like a horror movie.
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I used to work at a gas station. I'd have to clean the bathrooms once per shift.
The mens bathroom? A couple of wet spots next to the toilet. I always attributed this to the guys who end up getting multiple streams, and don't know what to do.
The womens bathroom? Look. I know women bleed once a month. I get it. But ladies, what the fuck are you doing in the gas station bathrooms??? Are you having coat hanger abortions??? Is it like a woman thing to all contribute to one communal blood pool? There is no way these nightly horror scenes all came from one person unless they had a recently chopped off limb! Is Freddie Kruger attacking you ladies while you're pooping? I have never figured out what the womens bathroom experience is, but it has SHATTERED any illusion to me that women are cleaner/neater than men. We may leave dirty laundry around the house for days, but you gals have an exorcism as you toot.
See, this is why everyone says girls don't poop. They DON'T poop. They disembowel.
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Played a show in Cambridge, MA back in 2007. After the show I needed to take a shit so they told me to use the women’s room since the men’s room was only urinals.
Women’s room toilet had soft serve instead of a toilet seat. Someone literally just shit on top of the toilet. I chalked it up to a Massachusetts thing and moved to Colorado.
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It's even worse in clubs. I've seen pads and tampons stuck to the walls, random objects in the toilet, soiled panties left on the floor. And this isn't the extremes either. This is a normal fri-sat.
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Absolutely. It's night and day the minute you add alcohol into the mix. I remember telling my old boss I wouldn't clean the women's bathroom after weddings anymore unless I got hazard pay.
What is with the tampom wall thing?
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No idea, that was by far the worst part.
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