HEED THIS WARNING, LIBERAL
HEED THIS WARNING, LIBERAL
HEED THIS WARNING, LIBERAL
YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP BROTHER! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY MASSIVE HOG CRANKING! THAT'S ONE CUTE DOG THOUGH
ID LET YOU TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS I GET TO PET THE HECKIN DOGGO BROTHER AARROOOOOOOOO!!!
AAAAAAAA I WOULD SHOUT!!!!!! OUT OF FEARRRRR!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM SO SCARED OF DOGGSS!!! AAAA THEY ARE LOUD AND YELL AT ME EVEN IF IM NOT DOING ANYTHING!!!!!!! >;(
THEY JUST GO:
AND IM ALL
cud u pls stay quite, im trynna sneakily enter my home...
EVEN IF IM ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET!!!!!! THEY ARE ON THE LINE AND STILL AGRESSIVELY BARK AT ME!!!!
WHAT CAN I DO????? I WOULD NOT LIVE THROUGH YOUR MASSIVE SCARY DOG BEING IN MY HOME!!!!!! WHAT IF IT BITES ME!!!??!????!???? I'D BE DEAD!!!!!
HRLL YEAH SMORTY
ITS 'MY MASSIVE DOG AND I' BROTHER
Look at that chain hahhahhahah
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SIBLING! YOU NEED TO SPEAK UP, WE ALL GOT HEARING DAMAGE FROM CRANKING OUR HOGS TOO HARD
ITS IMPORTANT TO USE PROPER PPE WHEN CRANKING YOUR HOG, INCLUDING EAR PROTECTION.
I'D CRANK YOUR HOG AND YOUR DOG'S HOG BROTHER
There's an episode of South Park that comes to mind...
Pet you both simultaneously.
Run outside quick and steal your ride.
Shoot you and rescue that cute little pup from abuse, of course.
I mean... AROOOOO CHOPPA GO BRRRRRR
This would be 100x better if the guy on the bike was wearing a pup hood.
I’m just impressed they used “I” instead of the usual “me” or “myself”. Saw some post where poster said “my friend and i’s experience” which definitely threw I for a loop.
But they still messed up the order. Probably distracted from all the hog cranking.
Yeah, I noticed it too and thought about mentioning it. But with all the “come see […] myself about” or “Me […] went to the store” examples that I’ve encountered as often as I do, there had to be limit as to how much I’d nitpick and be anal retentive.
Puppers
Sometimes sunk costs ought not inform our choices. But if others make the investment, the right thing to do is take advantage. This specimen already cost us ecologically, so make the best of it and harvest the long pork shoulders.