35 million hot dogs rule
Alt: a picture of a running skeleton
Text: Just Stop Serving Requests - you can close the socket!!! slowloris, denial of service, ulimit exaustion, slashdot, hacker news, corey quinn, hot dogs. If it sucks... hit da bricks!! Real winners quit - dasharez0ne
closes port 80
closes port 53
closes port 8096
HTTP ERR 420: bad vibes, get fucked
Alexa google Metallica
Alexa: plays Nickelback
da unshare z0ne
Me when a witch turns me into a Cisco UCS C220 M7 Rack Server