Clever Comebacks @feddit.uk SomeoneElseMod @feddit.uk 9 mo. ago

I was thinking of getting a dog but it looks like I’ve found a bitch.

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Man, if someone told me they were going to get rid of my cat, I'd never see them again. And if they actually tried, no one else would, either
- No joke. Cats are a civilized companion for a civilized man.
  
  What I don’t understand is why a lady would prefer to get finger blasted by someone who just picked up dog poop nary an hour ago with that same hand. Cats rule, dogs drool.
  
  Edit: apparently I needed an /s here to make it clear that my word choice is meant to be flip. The dog mafia can stand down.
  
  I mean I agree in principle, but I did once had a cat who drooled a lot!
  
  That's alright they didn't pick it up they just left it in the streets like a REAL MAN
  
  I can smell the fedora in this comment
Also I don’t see why it’s gay to like pussies 🤷
These type of things seem so made up.
- So fucking fake, and I’m glad the reply has a red box around it… otherwise I’d miss it!
  
  That red box is just a Reddit thing when a comment is gilded or whatever
- Ragebait just works
  
  Its just so silly though. I mean we are on the internet. On a type of social media. Whats the most popular topics. Well internet (especially social media) has a whole thing about cat videos. I would say cat is likely number one (not for me but a a generality) and then they are like oh no. All the girls. They make fun of me for having a cat and I found the one girl in the whole world who will accept a man owning a cat. lol. sad.
I have never once heard a person say stuff like this.
- I have but usually from bitchy women. I'm confident enough in my own masculinity to wear an apron when I cook so they don't usually bother me.
  
  I'm confident enough in my masculinity to carry a cat shaped hand bag and wear a rainbow camo hoodie. But then I'm not really that masculine, so that's fine I guess
We doin screenshots of reddit threads now? Damnit, reddit won't let me escape lol
- "Now"? Its been this way for a while.
4 cats!? Are they interested in adopting an adult son? (I'll help care for the cats)
I’ve had girls say some of these things to me. Last one was: “I don’t date guys that have a cat. It’s a red flag “
- Her: "Being caring is a red flag"
  
  You:
- Wtf. Did they elaborate?
  
  Just that it’s weird and thinks it’s a warning for relationship issues in the future. I said that’s pretty fucked up and rude
- I mean that statement is a red flag.
  
  "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
- You dodged a bullet, my friend.
Anyone who says that is a complete shit head not worth your time.
Neato. I cannot even be friends with someone who says something that insane.
You are a crazy cat person if you have more than 4 cats per capita with a maximum of 12 cats per household.
- You are solidly into crazy cat person territory with those numbers. Half that is somewhere near the border.
  
  I need some time to develop an equation. Like 4 cats for a single person is a lot but I wouldn't consider it crazy. That being said, 8 cats is quite a bit for 2 people. So maybe something regressive like 1-4, 2-7, 3-9, 4-10, 5-11, 6-12 but past that, you're running a commune that likes cats. Threshold
You have been banned from c/196

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