badposting @hexbear.net comrade_pibb [comrade/them] @hexbear.net 2w ago guy who's really into ancient Greek culture but only for the tiny dicks
We don't like your rude-dicked kind around these parts. Come back if you can manage a nice petit/polite cock
You know I finally understand why I liked Hercules (the movie) and Greek mythology so much when I was a kid. It all makes sense now
idk if anyone remembers Dan Quinn the manic stevia crackhead guy from youtube, but he always called his tiny dick a "combat cock" lmfao
Ancient Greek Cum Town: Nick: "Adam has the hugest dick!"Stav: "Hahahahaha! Yeah Adam why is your dick so big?"Adam: "Come on guys... It's not that big."
I don't like being body shamed for my huge barbarian cock
We don't like your rude-dicked kind around these parts. Come back if you can manage a nice petit/polite cock
Supportive Ancient Greek Girlfriend: "Oh babe don't be insecure, a lot of us girls like big cocks."