Horny old lady

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Compliment? Seriously? That's just creepy.
- As a man, we don't get many compliments, so we often take what we can get.
  
  You're as handsome as a fish which is handsome and gets all the fish-ladies.
- One might call it weird even
  
  LETS GET WEIRD
Definitely perks to getting old.
- It's much more acceptable to be a creepy old lady than a creepy old dude. Your mileage may vary.
  
  I feel that creepy old lady is an underrepresented trope on the internet
  
  Depends on how much money you have.
  
  I am just thinking of all those stories my wife tells me about her dementia patients who announce that they want to marry her.
insert thefuck?face.gif
- This one?
  
  Yes
Once as a cashier, I was told that I was "sexy as hell" by an older woman soooo stoned she was wall-eyed, practically laying on the counter.

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