jesus christ murders an innocent man inside of a walmart. captured thanks to the CCTV cameras
jesus christ murders an innocent man inside of a walmart. captured thanks to the CCTV cameras
Gave him an extra leg before murdering him too. Jesus Christ.
36 0 ReplyGod giveth. And god taketh. shudders
17 0 ReplyWith three different shoes and of feet growing backward also.
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Check out these! (Maybe I overdid it with the blood..)
15 1 ReplyThe last one is super weird and creepy looking.
They're all standing in what looks like a bathroom, but there's a computer at the counter. Ah!
14 0 ReplySo it's an Apple store.
3 0 ReplyYes, I agree!
I generated four more afterwards but didn't want to spam unless there's someone who wants to see the pictures..
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He's in a bathrobe in all of these lol
8 0 Replyyeah, I was lazy with the description of his robe
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That's what you get for stealing ipads
8 0 ReplyPenis envy, obviously.
8 0 ReplyThat Jesus sure is too white.
7 0 ReplyHe is white in most of the training data, I suspect.
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It's Jesus, so no way that guy was innocent... probably a money loaner at the temple. Plus he has 3 legs.
6 0 ReplyJesus had a psychotic side, there's the time a hungover Jesus wanted figs from a fig tree and even after being told it's out of season, he got shitty with this one particular Fig tree and cursed it to never bare fruit.
Jesus doesn't make great decisions after a big night.
4 0 ReplyOr perhaps he was a fig tree in the off season?
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One of his three legs appears to be wearing some sort of sandal, and that is clearly a sock underneath. Killing was justified.
6 1 ReplyThe "third leg" (closest to camera) is clearly a massive penis he tried to hide out of shame. Methinks Jesus was jealous.
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All I see is a three legged horror being slain by a ketchup bottle in the ketchup bottle aisle with Jesus tries to guilttrip the CCTV guy for not calling clean-up while other shoppers are going about their business thinking "Oh god, not this again..."
5 0 ReplyThat's no man... he was a toon! Get Eddie Valiant on the case!
4 0 ReplyJesus looks like my brother! mind blown.
4 0 ReplyJesus is white with well-coiffed hair. The clues were all there from the beginning.
4 0 ReplyI see that he's escalated from stealing those iPads from Target a few weeks back.
3 0 Reply"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." Matthew 10:34 KJV
3 0 Reply"Not my business" ~shopper in the background
3 0 ReplyDavid Tennant as Bad Jesus
1 0 ReplyI was getting more bearded Jon Hamm
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