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if a man remembers a woman birthday thats sexual
60 0 ReplyWon't lie, I've got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy's wife "Happy Birthday" and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting "What did you say to my wife!"
40 0 ReplyThat is honestly extremely plausible.
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Thanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-)
25 0 Replythis is why I just get my mom something when I see it and wait until someone says "her birthday is tomorrow, you did get her something right?"
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Especially if it's because they happen to have the same birthday.
Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)
24 0 Replyi dont want to dox myself but my birthday is one day away from a president.
19 0 ReplyMy birthday is the same as a previous sovereign of Ingerland 🤢🤢🤢
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noooooooo, i am NOT having sex with george washington! you cant make me!
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I can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years
21 0 Replyyes but also, castro fucked till his last breath though.
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