if a man remembers a woman birthday thats sexual
60 0 ReplyWon't lie, I've got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy's wife "Happy Birthday" and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting "What did you say to my wife!"
40 0 ReplyThat is honestly extremely plausible.
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Thanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-)
25 0 Replythis is why I just get my mom something when I see it and wait until someone says "her birthday is tomorrow, you did get her something right?"
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Especially if it's because they happen to have the same birthday.
Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)
24 0 Replyi dont want to dox myself but my birthday is one day away from a president.
19 0 Replynoooooooo, i am NOT having sex with george washington! you cant make me!
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I can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years
21 0 Replyyes but also, castro fucked till his last breath though.
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And then everyone clapped.
30 0 ReplyPresident Xi works tirelessly to uphold the vocel pledge.
Also, Biden isn't into Xi's wife because she's not a small girl or related to Biden.
30 0 ReplyThe visit isn't over yet. We'll see if he tries to sniff her hair.
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Smh, unfortunately President Xi must step down, this is the most devastating American own on China in decades and it happened on his watch.
Everyone in Beijing is terrified at what will happen next, will Biden send the wives of our hardworking salarymen flowers, will the infamous American Jody be turned on us.
30 0 ReplyBiden just cucked China and all Communists all over the world.
Shut it down, no more posts. We lost. It's over.
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The corollary here is that he didn't remember biden's birthday either
29 0 ReplyWorking so hard to forget Genocide Joe's birthday that you forget your wife's as collateral damage
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Libs celebrating the fact that Biden is still capable of remembering his own birthday.
21 0 ReplyJoe Biden is physically incapable of banging anything at the stage of decomposition he is in
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