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From the mouth of Mike Wazowski himself, Elden Ring is balanced around using everything
  • I usually try and solo bosses becuase I'm a Soulsborne pervert. But I was fighting Rellana last night and got her down to like 1% before dying. I wanted to go to bed, so I got the summon and used a Mimic Tear to just finish the fight.

    The three-way curb stomping we did to her was ... horrifying, like I was ashamed at how easily and completely we humiliated her. I felt so guilty that I betrayed the git gud lifestyle that I'm beelining to Elden Beast and NG++ today so I can do the fight properly.

  • Someone at work got a new office. He decided he wanted a second door and tunneled through the wall to make it.
  • They almost reopened the mine in Asbestos, the Quebec Liberal Party had a deal all ready to reopen it with government money in an attempt to appeal to blue-collar workers. But the Parti Quebecois (the socdem party) won the election before they could implement it and diverted the money to economic diversification programs.

  • The absolute gall of western gamers to whine about Yasuke
  • Insane to complain about historical accuracy with Assassin's Creed, like Yasuke (an acutal historical figure) is woke nonsense but the eternal war between the Assasins and the Templars (and aliens I think) is fine.

  • Alex Jones says Hitler Bad on his birthday.
  • He use to sell coffee made by the Zapatistas and would talk them up in his sales pitch, although he tried to make them seem like American-style libertarians who were rebelling against the Mexican government

  • Rittenhouse was too dumb to do fascism abroad, so he just decided to do it at home instead
  • Lol, the ASVAB is like a basic literacy test, and even then the military gives out frequent waivers for failing it.

    I read on Twitter, so a completely unsubstantiated rumor, that he acutally got disqualified becuase he sent his recruiter a video of him disassembling and reassembling an AR which the recruiter found threatening.

  • Lazy DailyMail is airing reruns
  • Lol, I remember when they invented this story years ago. The origin was literally a guy on Twitter seeing a picture from North Korea of one of those boards with different hairstyles at the barber that you can reference and just assuming that those were the only hairstyles that the government allowed.

    That somehow generated multiple years of insane made up stories around hairstyles in North Korea, like there were stories claiming it was either forbidden or mandatory for men to get Kim Jong Un's signature cut, sometimes appearing in the same publication weeks apart.

    For whatever reason they keep printing stories about North Korean haircuts, possibly becuase they are frivolous enough that they don't get any serious pushback despite how obviously absurd they are. Unlike other all-timer fake North Korea stories like nuclear testing creating zombies or their whole soccer team getting executed because they lost the World Cup.

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    Video of the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse in Baltimore, Maryland (CW: Likely deaths involved)
  • God it's so embarrassing how many online libs are suddenly bridge engineers now and trying to explain away this disaster. Like their only explanation for this is that sometimes massive ships will just hit and collapse bridges and that fine.

    Like no reflection on why a 50 year old bridge didn't have any modern protective measures, why massive Panamax ships are apparently seconds away from catastrophic impact every time it passes this thing, how they even let a ship on the verge of a double power failure into the harbor in the first place.

  • Xi Jinping announces Ace Combat themed 5 year plan
  • NASAs version of this is called StarTram, it's feasible but there are some major technical hurdles.

    In the prototype stage, the launch velocity at the end of the gun would not be anywhere near the 10 km/s you would need to achieve orbit. But you could reach a sizable fraction, say 3 km/s. Becuase the velocity gained during rocket flight is not linear with mass, having that 3 km/s inital boost would reduce your overall rocket mass by like 80%. The rocket would clear the atmosphere and then fire its motor to gain a stable orbit.

    We can achieve 3 km/s with current technology, it would require like a 100 km long maglev in a very low pressure tube, likely built on the side of a mountain. It could probably reduce space flight costs by a factor of 10 if completed.

    Building the proposed goal of a human rated version capable of reaching near 10 km/s at the end point would be much more difficult. The tube would have to span over 1,000 km and I don't believe we have the technology yet to maintain the vacuum or supply enough power quickly enough to power it.

    China is likely proposing to build a testbed system to start researching the concept. Probably on a larger scale than NASA has but nowhere near a complete system.

  • I met the Yemeni spokesman and he wasn't even dressed like Aladdin???
  • Lol of course it's the fucking Atlantic, these people need to be banished to the countryside like during the Cultural Revolution, Chairman Mao was too kind and let most of those loser back to the cities, we can't afford to make the same mistake this time.

  • Baldur's Gate 3 HUGE Patch 6 Update! (Notes & Overview)
  • Lol, that is such a minor but persistent pain-in-the-ass, unfortunately I just finished my good playthough and am going to do a second extremely evil playthough where I only have 3 party members anyways

  • Courtesy of my Blue MAGA aunt
  • Henry Cellular is the only openly anti-abortion Dem in Congress (who Pelosi campaigned for against a pro-choice primary challange in 2022). But there are a few Dem's who's position isn't really clear becuase they are in GOP leaning areas. Like Joe Manchin goes to both anti-abortion and pro-choice events.

  • I just spent all day arguing with libs on Twitter and didn't do any work

    If the libs are so concerned about productivity and saving the economy, then why do they insist on posting their dumbass opinions on Twitter, forcing me to spend all day yelling at them and calling them names. This has reduced my productivity to zero and forced me not to contribute to the economy.

    Why would the libs do this 🤔.

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    The Histomap from 1931

    This is the map charting the course of civilization Romney apparently has up in his office. Mentioned on last week's Chapo episode.

    To point out the obvious this is an incredibly stupid way to discuss history and its based on obvious racist assumptions. But it's really funny how it thinks Pharoanic Egypt and the pre-Greek Agean civilizations are superpowers on par with the British Empire. Also the Frankish Empire that lasted for 20 years under Charlemagne and immediately got broken up by his shitty sons gets big coverage.

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    What having zero shame does to an MF

    For those who don't know about the Attack Helicopter Story saga: Neon Yang and NK Jemisin harassed the writer Isabel Fall (a trans woman) for writing a queer mech story.

    And harassment really dosen't do it justice becuase Fall was hospitalized for severe depression, and from what I've read has stopped their transition. Primarily becuase of intense gender disphoria brought on by Yang, Jemisin and their cretinous followers saying Fall must be a cis-man for writing this story. They didn't even read it, they just didn't like the title and invented a bizzare conspiracy theory that claimed Fall was a neo-nazi. Afterwards both of them gave a really shitty WhatApp apology and moved on with their lives, so much so that apparently Yang now has the gall to do this shit.

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