Just send the pic to mom with the caption "you could have just got me an icecream to make me feel better about it instead of LYING TO ME!"
108 0 ReplyMarriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
45 5 ReplyI mean, if you're stealing folks from the arranged marriage store, sure.
27 0 ReplyIf marriage were an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick.
12 1 ReplyYou really need to find a new ice cream shop
21 0 ReplyOut of praline and dick flavoured ice cream, oddly it's pralines that is more disgusting for me.
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But I bought you a gun rack...
6 0 ReplyI dont even have one gun. Much less enough to necessitate an entire rack
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I married someone I had a crush on in 3rd grade.
We’re divorced. It was messy. Do not recommend.
41 2 ReplyPerhaps you just picked the wrong person.
19 0 ReplyI was in third grade so probably. Kids are dumb.
32 0 ReplyNo shit! How did you get to that conclusion?!!!!
(I'm joking. I agree with you.)
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Maybe you shouldn't have gotten married in the 3rd grade.
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Aww, the poor, poor imaginary jilted wannabe gf.
7 1 ReplyHonestly, mentally reversing roles got so suddenly creepy.
5 1 ReplyI'm sorry even not reversing that's creepy and unhealthy
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