Memes @lemmy.ml Radioactive Radio @lemm.ee 1 yr. ago

Pain

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if you hand me my glasses like that i’m going to cry

and if you touch my guitar like that you’re going to die
- You're fine with the orange juice and camera?
  
  Hmm, hand flavoured juice.
  
  you have a point, those are equally disgusting
The third image reminds me of the following wise words:

“Always carry a microfiber cloth with you“ -Steve Jobs
- I always carry my shirt with me
  
  Personally I always carry my shirt ON me, but you do you, I guess 🤷
- Soft paper tissues work just as well in my one year experience of owning glasses.
  
  I always feel like I’ll end up scratching them with paper tissues lol
- “Don’t forget to bring a towel” -Towelie
If someone did that to my guitar I would punch them
Pic 1 is a bit of a stretch. You'd have to be highly regarded to grab a glass like that
- Highly regarded like the mayor? Like a pillar of the business community? Like Ke$ha?
  
  kesha could survive the public backlash for the glass
- It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass a glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.
That is hard to look at.
Hands knife back blade first
- Fun fact: amongst olden European nobility, handing someone a knife with the handle first meant that you wanted them to use it to kill themselves. Then again, they didn't actually hand each other knives that often afaik 🤷
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I am often a victim of number 3, especially, with my young kids around :(
Are pic 2 and 3 not the same? Don't touch the lenses
It makes me feel uncomfortable
You're haha on it because it's funny, but a couple weeks ago my friend gave me an empty glass like on the first picture for sure, and he was totally fine.
Sweet Jesus 😬😬😬😱
dear god
It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass an glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.
New fear unlocked
This just feels wrong

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