"Me time" by MrLovenstein

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That'll be $300
- Oof, better move to a country where it's free (yeah, those exist)
  
  Moving to said country, however, is not.
FYI, MrLovenstein is also on Mastodon.

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Hey, they were a sad therapist, just like me!

Except I was a clown therapist.
- Haha, just like Pagliacci
- Chiropractor, osteopath, reflexolog, naturopath or homeopath?
  
  Reflexolog sounds like a prescription drug name I see on tv commercials. Maybe for like constipation or something. And they could show slow motion clips of logs flowing down a stream or something.
  
  The one with a baseball bat.
- Do you end the session with a honk honk from your nose?
  
  Course not, puddin'.
The therapist only exists in their mind, and they have a narcissistic personality disorder

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