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If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!
24 0 ReplyHe does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he'll always get it right. But by magic.
22 1 ReplySo you mean that he's able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?
Sounds brutal 😆
7 0 ReplyThat's not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic.
11 1 ReplyWhich is somewhat useless at large rallies..and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate..
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Bernie at the vending machine:
checks wallet
Aw damn, no monies
takes a few quarters from behind ear
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