Steamed Hams but it's Gen Alpha humor lyrics
Steamed Hams but it's Gen Alpha humor lyrics
based on some random twitter thread that went popular a few days ago that was just steamed hams but gen alpha humor instead of the original script
Chalmers: Well, Skibbidimore I made despite your bribirections.
Skinner: Ah, incredibly canny Chalmers, welcome. I hope your body is ready for a bowserforgazy luncheon.
Chalmers: Rizz
Skinner: Oh egads, my gyatt is ruined. But what if I were to purchase Pizza Tower and disguise it as my own rizz. Oh ho, ho, ho. Digitally Circusesless, Seymour.
Chalmers: Skibbidimore!
Skinner: Super incredible I was ju...just stretching my gyatt on the skibbiditoy. Sigma rizz exercise. Care to join me?
Chalmers: Why is there huggy ruggy coming out of your fan ban Skibbidimore.
Skinner: Oh...ah. That isn't huggy ruggy. It's rizz. Rizz from the rizzed Ohio we're having. Mmmmm Rizzed Ohio.
Skinner: Super incredible I hope you're ready from some mouthwatering Yapp burgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having Rizzed ohio.
Skinner: Oh-no I said steamed gyatt. That's what I call Yapp burgers.
Chalmers: You call Yapp burgers steamed Gyatts.
Skinner: Yes. It's a gigachad dialect.
Chalmers: Uh ha. What region?
Skinner: Eh....Upstate Ohio.
Chalmers: Really? I'm from Pizza Tower and I've never heard the phrase steamed gyatts.
Skinner: Oh. Not from Pizza Tower. No. It's an undertale expression.
Chalmers: Yeah. I see. You know these Yapp burgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Pizza Tower.
Skinner: Oh, ho, ho, ho no. Patent Skibbidiburgers old sigma male recipe.
Chalmers: For steamed gyatts.
Skinner: Yes!
Chalmers: Yes. And you call them steamed gyatts despite the fact that they are obviously pibbyglitched.
Skinner: You know. You then I shoul- cuse me for a skibbidisecond.
Chalmers: Of course
Skinner: Ahhhhhhh. Well that was wholesome 100. Good Times were had by all I'm rizzed.
Chalmers: Well I should be-. Oh lord what is batmanning in there.
Skinner: A level 10 gyatt
Chalmers: A level 10 gyatt?! At this pizza time of peppeeno!? At this carton of banban!? In this part of Ohio!? Retrofied entirely with your rizzit.
Skinner: Yes
Chalmers: May I rizz it?
Skinner: No
Agnes: Skibbidimore! The gyatt is on fire.
Skinner: No mother. Its just the phantom tax.
Chalmers: Well Skibbidimore. You are a cringe fellow but I must say you rizzed a good gyatt.
I hate how much I relate to this gif
Getting old sure isn't canny. Hopefully you'll rizz in the future like an Ohio Sigma.
Everything about this makes me angry and I'm not entirely sure why... Truly horrific.
Well that's just your own rizz and you are entitled to have it. Mr James Gumbiddi
Lol what is going on there?
If this is alpha humor, it beats the almost totally nonsensical YouTube poops of Millenials for me. Just sensical enough to string along, nonsensical enough to be entertaining.
Whoever made this monstrosity did a great job lmao
Why are none of the slang words being used in any way correctly?
Rizz means charisma not ham, and gyatt means a phat ass, not hamburgers.
Because this was made by a millennial. They don't have the best reputation for a reason.
But, I'm a millenial.
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I'm still quite young but jesus this was difficult to sit through