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Did you make the cheese yourself?
8 1 ReplyNot this time, also didn't grow the wheat or tomatoes :(
18 0 ReplyDid you first invent the universe?
23 0 ReplyLast time I went to all the trouble of inventing the universe and I just ended up with apple pie...ugh
6 0 ReplyThe last apple pie I made blew up my oven (cracked the glass top) and I ended up spending $1800 on new appliances so they'd match. Never again!
10 0 ReplyExplosive apple pie 😆
3 0 Reply"Oh these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory... They're bombs"
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What? How does making an apple pie break your oven?
2 0 ReplyThe oven was still cooling down when I used the range to cook dinner. I think just the changes in temperature caused it to crack. Of course, it was out of production but there was new old stock glass for like $400. New oven was ~$600 so I just bit the bullet, I hated all the appliances the house came with, anyways.
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Is that your wife or girlfriend?
1 1 ReplyThe apple pie was just a one-time thing. We all experimented in college, right?
2 0 Reply1 1 ReplyLol that's not creepy at all...
They are my partner of 8 years, if you must know
2 0 ReplyYou’re a lucky person BongRipsMcGee42069.
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That was me. I did that.
TIL coincidental creativity is universal before there was a universe.
2 0 Replyblew up my oven ( ) and I ended up spending $1800 on so they'd all match... Never again!
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I came here for this, and I appreciate you.
Edit: I'm not sure if that advice is apple-pie specific.
3 0 ReplySorry, no. I'll try better next time!
3 0 ReplyProbably yes, a universe for the yeast aka pizza dough.
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Making the cheese is easy though, and the texture and flavor are sssoooo much better. Too much whey gets squeezed out in packaged mozzarellas.
3 0 ReplyI've made paneer before for Indian dishes but never thought to make mozzarella. I'll look into it! It seemed like some pretty great mozzarella from what little I know, but I might as well try my hand at making my own.
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You can milk anything with nipples.
9 0 Reply…You doing anything tonight?
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