Maybe t rexes have ridiculous long twisty willies like some birds do. It's a tragedy but there are things the fossil record will never show us.
37 0 ReplyDamn prudish fossil record.
21 0 ReplySoft tissue doesn't survive to be fossilized. So really, it's the limp-dicked T-Rexes we should be blaming.
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Don't lose hope, someday we might find the imprint of a t-rex that embarrassingly face-planted into the mud with his dick out
15 0 ReplyWhat a way to die.
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Nature finds a way
9 0 ReplyWho says they use their hands? They could grind against a tree, for example.
8 0 Replycouldn't they be like dolphins and use other animals if they couldn't use their hands.
4 0 ReplyA Last Kingdom meme in the wild? Truly the gods do have a sense of humor.
3 0 ReplyBut this is a Lord of the Rings meme?
4 0 ReplyIs it? I guess that would make sense, since I can't place the two actors on either side. I thought that was Uhtred, son of Uhtred in the middle (and it's definitely something that he would say in the show), but maybe I've just been watching more The Last Kingdom than LOTR lately.
Thanks for setting me straight!
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now i wonder what AI would come up with for realistic dinosaur sexual stuff.. knowing the web its already out there.
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