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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world kersploosh @sh.itjust.works 9 mo. ago

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood

The nurse asked the rabbit, "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a type O," he replied.

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I think this is the first time I've guessed the punchline to a new joke on my own. I feel so proud. So empty. Still proud, though
- How can you be empty if you're "full of pride"?
  
  It’s like buying a loot box, you get that sense of pride and accomplishment but it’s meaningless.
  
  Many bags
Took me a second. Good one!
Hint: You have to read it as "Type O" not 0/Zero/Null. Took me quite long ;)
- The blood type is explicitly the letter. O, along with A, B, and AB.
  
  In Germany the blood types are A, B, AB and 0 (zero). That's where my confusion came from: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AB0-System
  
  No, it is zero, because it behaves neutral towards A and B.
- Do people say type (number) one/zero? I’ve always heard it as Type (Letter) O.
  
  Cos you’ve got stuff like type A and B.
  
  Wikipedia says:
  
  Type O is often called 0 (zero, or null) in other languages.
  
  It's either A, B, AB or none of it, so zero/null.
Ha ha

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