Lol .... Pinned a cake bake sale on a notice board at the Air Base for families ... flip over the sheet and the other side is filled with text and the header reads TOP SECRET
You're not super far off, just a different type of 'classified'. Confidentiality. There was a situation where someones health records were on the flipside of a page that was one of many being distributed.
This is the real reason for the US military budget. We're the only thing keeping Canada contained right now and bro I don't even know anymore. These motherfuckers have flying horses now? then what? Flying moose? Oh god help us what if they team up with the fucking geese???
The geese are already working for the government, covertly scouting landing areas in the US. Soon enough all the golf courses and large grassy parks are going to be improvised Canadian airstrips, I swear to God.