It's like when someone leaves a real asshole comment and then goes "I'm being brigaded!!!" lol. Naw lil buddy. You're not that important people just saw your comment and thought you were being a jerk
Have them skip the leeches, go straight to being a blood donor.
Similar health benefit, but also help others. Last I checked, the Red Cross has declared an emergency from blood shortages, caused by fewer donors than ever.
Just tell people it will reduce the microplastics in their bloodstream.