I think my cat is broken

Yes, that’s a slim jim

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Sir, that is a kamgaroo
- Damnit, I knew that lady was lying! Her funny accent, calling me mate, throwing shrimp on the barbie… it all makes sense now.
  
  No Vegemite sandwich?
  
  Not only was the lady lying she was an imposter. They are prawns not shrimp in ozz.
cats can have a little salami

as a treat
- That’s good to hear, we just let him lick it a bit and have a tiny end piece
  
  I worry about the sodium and nitrates but I gotta ask the vet next time. (In our case, kitty had a little bit of deli meat).
- I think this cat might have been getting into the protein powder too
That cat is toned
Lord Beerus enjoys a good snack
- Lmfao, that’s spot on
  
  Been enjoying some DragonBall Super for the first time and have to say so far Beerus is my favorite character
- I came here to make a joke, but I see I've already been bested
I think your cat benches.
Macho Man Randy Savage reincarnated as your cat?
I know thats a slim jim but what is it eating?

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