Look. Listen. I'm here to fucking riff on jokes and I'm here to get a girlfriend. And the mods have constantly hassled and stopped me from doing both.

And I'm pissed off.

I'm not even asking for much here. I just wanna' be courted. I want to be romanced. I want to be serenaded and cherished. And the mods look at this and say "no, ze must not have this." I wanna' drop a slur on some X-word and pwn his lib ass, but nooooooo. I can't even have that.

Why do I even post?